is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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