we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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