it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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