My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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