You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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