Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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