u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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