There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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