I'm laying in your front yard are you home
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
