Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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Come share oat with me in your robe
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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