I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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