Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
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