That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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