She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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