I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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