VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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