Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The struggles of a small town man whore
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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