we're blogging at a bar
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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