She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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