Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
