oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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