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yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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