I looked at my own cervix.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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