I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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