Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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