i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Randomize