i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I want her autograph on my taint
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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