I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
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Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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