I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I'm at about main and main street
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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