Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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