I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I am naked and annoyed.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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