Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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