Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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