i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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