she smelled like a LAN party
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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