Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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