you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Randomize
