i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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