Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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