he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
How many fucks given?
0.12846
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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