I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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