So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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