don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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