so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
What a dumb baby whore.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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