I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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