You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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