I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Randomize
