I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
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i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
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