My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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