I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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