i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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