So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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