what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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