is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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